Welcome to Kreps Realty, I am not your everyday realtor, in your head you probably picture a realtor as a guy that wears a suit and uses fancy words like "closing" and "mortgage". I use better and easier words like "Keeping" "You" "Happy" and my suit consists of athletic swish pants and being shirtless. I like to feel comfortable and so should you with Kreps Realty.

From the moment you sell your house, the party begins. You bring your closing papers, and I will make it rain with the ladies. A closing is one of those fancy terms realtors throw around, but at Kreps Realty, its another word for party. Kreps Realty Customer Case #82348 These are the Thompsons, They had no credit, no money and not a chance in hell for financing. They were laughed out of every realtor in Miami Beach, But not at Kreps Realty. They knew after meeting me, that I would give them the shirt off my back and work a deal they could be happy with. I also offer customer service that no other realtor will ever offer. I want to make sure you are completely satisfied with your purchase!! How do I do that? by living with you for 6 months to a Year while you transition into your new home.

Trust How do you trust realtors these days? Always out looking to make a buck, not over at kreps Realty, for one, I am a celebrity realtor. With that comes a reputation I protect at all costs. You think you can star in movies with Tom Hanks and Daryl Hannah without being trusted? Forget about it. My clients always come before my acting career.

Listings

Charming 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom estate located in Overtown. What you see as something that needs to be torn down, I see as an opportunity. This perfect home boasts hardwood floors, great yard for the kids and fully functionable mailbox. This is the perfect home for a petroleum dispension engineer. Call Kreps Realty now. Asking Price 15,000 USD

Quotes

- If you can build it, Kreps Realty can sell it - Tom from Miami - If I do this quote for your website, will you move out of my house? - John from Utah. - If kreps wont live there, kreps wont sell it! - Diamond Dave from the internet - If they say it cant be sold, kreps realty can sell it - Many People

Happy Customers

- All Owners of houses in the thousands of dollars range. You're not a number, You're a friend at Kreps Realty

Kreps Realty is a Subsidiary of 'Born with a 3rd Testicle Inc'